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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday June 16, 2019


And earnest young woman in Thrace Said, "Darling, that's...
And earnest young woman in Thrace Said, "Darling, that's not the right place!" So he gave her a thwack, And did on her back, What he couldn't have done face to face.

There once was a lady named Clair, Who posessed a magnificent...
There once was a lady named Clair, Who posessed a magnificent pair. Or that's what I thought, Till I saw one get caught, On a thorn and begin losing air.

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