Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday June 9, 2019

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was...
There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was a terrible meanie, The hatch of her snatch, Had a catch that would latch, She could only be screwed by Houdini.

There was an old fellow named Skinner Whose prick, his wife...
There was an old fellow named Skinner Whose prick, his wife said, had grown thinner. But still, by and large, It would always discharge Once he could just get it in her.