Freebsd Fortunes 4

If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
                -- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would
all be millionaires.
                -- Abigail Van Buren

If we do not change our direction we are
likely to end up where we are headed.

If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.
                -- John Sinclair

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time
of it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

"If we relied conclusively on scientific data for every one of our
findings, I'm afraid all of our work would be inconclusive."
                -- Henry Hudson, of the Meese Pornography Commission, on
                   criticism of its conclusion that pornography causes sex
                   crimes.

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel
It's the light of an oncoming train.
                -- Robert Lowell

If we spoke a different language, we
would perceive a somewhat different world.
                -- Wittgenstein

If we suffer tamely a lawless attack upon our liberty,
we encourage it, and involve others in our doom.
                -- Samuel Adams

If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us
with alarm clocks.