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If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.

If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
                -- Harry S. Truman

If you cannot in the long run tell everyone
what you have been doing, your doing was worthless.
                -- Edwim Schrodinger

If you can't be good, be careful.
If you can't be careful, give me a call.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
                -- Harry S. Truman

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

If you can't read this, blame a teacher.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
                -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth