| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1219 of 2327 |
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1220 of 2327 |
If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real
harm.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1221 of 2327 |
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
-- Mark Twain
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1222 of 2327 |
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1223 of 2327 |
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1224 of 2327 |
If you think last Tuesday was a drag,
wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1225 of 2327 |
If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Earl Wilson
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1226 of 2327 |
If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time
someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with
your Bic.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1227 of 2327 |
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Arthur Kasspe
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1228 of 2327 |
If you think the system is working,
ask someone who's waiting for a prompt.
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