Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.
                -- Ben Franklin

If you would understand your own age, read the works
of fiction produced in it.  People in disguise speak freely.

If you'd like to cultivate insomnia,
Bed down with a pretty girl.
Amor vincit omnia.

If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.

If your bread is stale, make toast.

If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out.
If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head.
                -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince"

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does,
I guess you do have a problem.
                -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"

If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.

If your mother knew what you're doing,
she'd probably hang her head and cry.

If your parents don't have kids, neither will you.