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If your mother knew what you're doing,
she'd probably hang her head and cry.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1265 of 2327 |
If your parents don't have kids, neither will you.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1266 of 2327 |
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no
longer be fantasies.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a
piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.
-- W.C. Fields
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1268 of 2327 |
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real
embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
-- Jack Handey
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1269 of 2327 |
If you're careful enough, nothing
bad or good will ever happen to you.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1270 of 2327 |
If you're carrying a torch, put it down.
The Olympics are over.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1271 of 2327 |
If you're constantly being mistreated,
you're cooperating with the treatment.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1272 of 2327 |
If you're crossing the nation in a covered wagon, it's better to have four
strong oxen than 100 chickens. Chickens are OK but we can't make them work
together yet.
-- Ross Bott, Pyramid U.S., on multiprocessors at AUUGM '89.
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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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