Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you're careful enough, nothing
bad or good will ever happen to you.

If you're carrying a torch, put it down.
The Olympics are over.

If you're constantly being mistreated,
you're cooperating with the treatment.

If you're crossing the nation in a covered wagon, it's better to have four
strong oxen than 100 chickens.  Chickens are OK but we can't make them work
together yet.
                -- Ross Bott, Pyramid U.S., on multiprocessors at AUUGM '89.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

If you're going to do something tonight
that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
                -- Henny Youngman

If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

If you're happy, you're successful.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli