Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you're going to America, bring your own food.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

If you're going to do something tonight
that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
                -- Henny Youngman

If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

If you're happy, you're successful.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli

If you're worried by earthquakes and nuclear war,
As well as by traffic and crime,
Consider how worry-free gophers are,
Though living on burrowed time.
                -- Richard Armour, WSJ, 11/7/83

If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it
off with dinner at Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe.

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.
                -- Ronald Reagan

ignisecond, n:
        The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
        door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"