Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't
that good.
                -- Amy Gorin

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol
that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli-
gence?"  I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there,
and use the word *billions*, and so on.  And then I say it would be astonishing
to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as
yet no compelling evidence for it.  And then I'm asked, "Yeah, but what do you
really think?"  I say, "I just told you what I really think."  "Yeah, but
what's your gut feeling?"  But I try not to think with my gut.  Really, it's
okay to reserve judgment until the evidence is in.
                -- Carl Sagan

I'm prepared for all emergencies but
totally unprepared for everyday life.

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
                -- Arthur Godfrey

I'm really enjoying not talking to you...
Let's not talk again REAL soon...

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.

I'm sorry, but my kharma just ran over your dogma.

I'm sorry I missed.
                -- Squeaky Fromme