Freebsd Fortunes 4

Imbalance of power corrupts and monopoly of power corrupts absolutely.
                -- Genji

Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension:
        In order for something to become clean, something else must
        become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting
        anything clean.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
                -- Fred Allen

Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.

Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.

Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.
                -- Lionel Trilling

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.
                -- T.S. Eliot, "Philip Massinger"

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
                -- Jack Paar

Immortality -- a fate worse than death.
                -- Edgar A. Shoaff

Immutability, Three Rules of:
        (1)  If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
        (2)  If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
        (3)  If a teenager can go out, he will.