Freebsd Fortunes 4

In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless
the cows are known sluts.
                -- Johnny Carson

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it
made the World Series just something that came later.
                -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner

In buying horses and taking a wife
shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.

In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public Instruction, said he
thought the general public should have a voice in defining what an excellent
teacher should know.  "I would not leave the definition of math," Dr. Honig
said, "up to the mathematicians."
                -- The New York Times, October 22, 1985

In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make
it into television shows.
                -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"

In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling
against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.

In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
                -- The Kidner Report

In case of fire, yell "FIRE!"

In case of injury notify your superior immediately.
He'll kiss it and make it better.