Freebsd Fortunes 4

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
                -- Josi Simon

In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.
It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game.

In most instances, all an argument
proves is that two people are present.

In my end is my beginning.
                -- Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
                -- Nancy Banks Smith

IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

In Nature there are neither rewards nor
punishments, there are consequences.
                -- R.G. Ingersoll

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar --
a practice which is still continued.
                -- Helen Rowland

In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension.

In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is;
you're what's left.