Freebsd Fortunes 4

IRONY:
        A windy day, when, just as a beautiful girl with
        a short skirt approaches, dust blows in your eyes.

Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?

Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?

"Is a tatoo real, like a curb or a battleship?
Or are we suffering in Safeway?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead

Is a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?

Is death legally binding?

Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is
meant to be discarded:  that the whole point is to always see it as
a soap bubble?

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
                -- Steven Wright

Is knowledge knowable?  If not, how do we know that?

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning
of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out,
and such as are out wish to get in?
                -- Ralph Emerson