| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 179 of 2327 |
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 180 of 2327 |
HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 181 of 2327 |
Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they
had towels from my house.
-- Mark Guido
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 182 of 2327 |
Houdini escaping from New Jersey!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 183 of 2327 |
Household hint:
If you are out of cream for your coffee,
mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 184 of 2327 |
Housework can kill you if done right.
-- Erma Bombeck
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 185 of 2327 |
Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.
-- Neil Armstrong
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 186 of 2327 |
How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 187 of 2327 |
How can you be in two places at once
when you're not anywhere at all?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 188 of 2327 |
How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind?
-- Schulz
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