| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1923 of 2327 |
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1924 of 2327 |
Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1925 of 2327 |
Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1926 of 2327 |
Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay
you the five-hundred I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1927 of 2327 |
Jim Nasium's Law:
In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people
using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to
each other so that everybody is cramped.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1928 of 2327 |
Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and
I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He loves you, Jim! It's only two
days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1929 of 2327 |
Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named Angel
Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab. And now he wants to charge it
to you. You gonna pay it?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1930 of 2327 |
JOB INTERVIEW:
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1931 of 2327 |
job Placement, n:
Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1932 of 2327 |
Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.
-- Snoopy
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