Freebsd Fortunes 4

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up
the pillow was gone.
                -- Tommy Cooper

Last night I met upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
Gee how I wish he'd go away!

Last night the power went out.  Good thing my camera had a flash....
The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
                -- Stephen Wright

Last week a cop stopped me in my car.  He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album.    Cops have no sense of humor.

Last week's pet, this week's special.

Last year we drove across the country...  We switched on the driving...
every half mile.  We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
I don't remember what it was.
                -- Stephen Wright

Latin is a language,
As dead as can be.
First it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me.

Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help either.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.