Freebsd Fortunes 4

I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.  Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
                -- Peter Oakley

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.  I don't see why
I should have to believe in it in this one.
                -- Strange de Jim

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
                -- Bart Simpson

I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.
But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
                -- Rita Gain

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.
The curtain was up.

"I didn't order any WOO-WOO...  Maybe a YUBBA...  But no WOO-WOO!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead

I disagree with what you say, but will defend
to the death your right to tell such LIES!