Freebsd Fortunes 4

Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant,
on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.
                -- Dr. John Lightfoot,
                Vice-chancellor of Cambridge University

heaven, n:
        A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
        their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while
        you expound your own.

Heavier than air flying machines are impossible.
                -- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, c. 1895

heavy, adj:
        Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

Hedonist for hire... no job too easy!

Heisenberg may have been here.

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
                -- Milton Friedman

Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed in one self place,
for where we are is Hell, and where Hell is there must we ever be.
                -- Christopher Marlowe, "Doctor Faustus"

Hell, if you don't try to remake someone,
how are they supposed to know you care?

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
                -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"