Freebsd Fortunes 4

I enjoy the time that we spend together.

I exist, therefore I am paid.

I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.

I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...

I fell asleep reading a dull book,
and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.

I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an
honest difference of opinion.
                - Isaac Asimov

I finally went to the eye doctor.  I got contacts.
I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
                -- Steven Wright

I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.
                -- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd
                   just shot.

I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
                -- Augustus Caesar

I gave my love an Apple, that had no core;
I gave my love a building, that had no floor;
I wrote my love a program, that had no end;
I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'.

How can there be an Apple, that has no core?
How can there be a building, that has no floor?
How can there be a program, that has no end?
How can there be an upgrade, with no cryin'?

An Apple's MOS memory don't use no core!
A building that's perfect, it has no flaw!
A program with GOTOs, it has no end!
I lied about the upgrade, with no cryin'!