Freebsd Fortunes 4

I should have been a country-western singer.  After all, I'm older than
most western countries.
                -- George Burns

I smell a wumpus.

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker
Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it.
                -- Woody Allen

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his
ability.
                -- Oscar Wilde

I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.
                -- Stephen Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
                -- Stephen Wright

I steal.
                -- Sam Giancana, explaining his livelihood to his draft board

Easy.  I own Chicago.  I own Miami.  I own Las Vegas.
                -- Sam Giancana, when asked what he did for a living

I stick my neck out for nobody.
                -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca"

I stood on the leading edge,
The eastern seaboard at my feet.
"Jump!" said Yoko Ono
I'm too scared and good-looking, I cried.
Go on and give it a try,
Why prolong the agony, all men must die.
                -- Roger Waters, "The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking"

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.  Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
                -- Shirley Temple