Freebsd Fortunes 4

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
                -- Chico Marx

I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it
in the room alone.

I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too.

I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
                -- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and Money"

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it.
If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it.
It's the truth.
                -- Charlie Chaplin

I went on to test the program in every way I could devise.  I strained it to
expose its weaknesses.  I ran it for high-mass stars and low-mass stars, for
stars born exceedingly hot and those born relatively cold.  I ran it assuming
the superfluid currents beneath the crust to be absent -- not because I wanted
to know the answer, but because I had developed an intuitive feel for the
answer in this particular case.  Finally I got a run in which the computer
showed the pulsar's temperature to be less than absolute zero.  I had found
an error.  I chased down the error and fixed it.  Now I had improved the
program to the point where it would not run at all.
                -- George Greenstein, "Frozen Star:
                Of Pulsars, Black Holes and the Fate of Stars"

I went over to my friend, he was eatin' a pickle.
I said "Hi, what's happenin'?"
He said "Nothin'."
Try to sing this song with that kind of enthusiasm;
As if you just squashed a cop.
                -- Arlo Guthrie, "Motorcycle Song"

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours.
Great song.
                -- Fred Reuss

I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.'  So I ordered
French toast during the Renaissance.
                -- Stephen Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
                -- Steven Wright

I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20
years ago.  When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors
would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are they
all going to go? It's not like you need a computer in every doorknob!"

Years later, I went back to the same hotel.  I noticed the room keys had
been replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors.

There was a computer in every doorknob.
                -- Danny Hillis