Freebsd Fortunes 4

I went on to test the program in every way I could devise.  I strained it to
expose its weaknesses.  I ran it for high-mass stars and low-mass stars, for
stars born exceedingly hot and those born relatively cold.  I ran it assuming
the superfluid currents beneath the crust to be absent -- not because I wanted
to know the answer, but because I had developed an intuitive feel for the
answer in this particular case.  Finally I got a run in which the computer
showed the pulsar's temperature to be less than absolute zero.  I had found
an error.  I chased down the error and fixed it.  Now I had improved the
program to the point where it would not run at all.
                -- George Greenstein, "Frozen Star:
                Of Pulsars, Black Holes and the Fate of Stars"

I went over to my friend, he was eatin' a pickle.
I said "Hi, what's happenin'?"
He said "Nothin'."
Try to sing this song with that kind of enthusiasm;
As if you just squashed a cop.
                -- Arlo Guthrie, "Motorcycle Song"

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours.
Great song.
                -- Fred Reuss

I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.'  So I ordered
French toast during the Renaissance.
                -- Stephen Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
                -- Steven Wright

I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20
years ago.  When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors
would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are they
all going to go? It's not like you need a computer in every doorknob!"

Years later, I went back to the same hotel.  I noticed the room keys had
been replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors.

There was a computer in every doorknob.
                -- Danny Hillis

I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life.
I asked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career
of a robber.
                -- Tiburcio Vasquez

I will always love the false image I had of you.

I will follow the good side right to the fire,
but not into it if I can help it.
                -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the
year.  I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.  The
Spirits of all Three shall strive within me.  I will not shut out
the lessons that they teach.  Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the
writing on this stone!
                -- Charles Dickens