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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  85 of 2327

He's been like a father to me,
He's the only DJ you can get after three,
I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band,
And why he don't like me I don't understand.
                -- The Byrds
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  86 of 2327

He's dead, Jim.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  87 of 2327

He's got the heart of a little child,
and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  88 of 2327

He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  89 of 2327

He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  90 of 2327

He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of
his opinion.  It's up to you to cast it into a void or not.
                -- Phil Lapsley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  91 of 2327

He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  92 of 2327

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.
If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  93 of 2327

Hewett's Observation:
        The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or
        her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of
        peers similarly engaged.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  94 of 2327

Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.
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