Freebsd Fortunes 4

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
                -- W.E. Hickson

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.  Then quit.
No use being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
                -- W.C. Fields

[Also attributed to Roy Mengot.  Ed.]

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
                -- Leonard Levinson

If at first you fricassee, fry, fry again.

If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God is
identified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be a
collection of meaningless words about unintelligible chimeras, then
I have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists are as
plentiful as blackberries.
                -- Leslie Stephen

If bankers can count, how come they have
eight windows and only four tellers?

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by
some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.
                -- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837