| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 894 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 895 of 2327 |
If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus
would have only had ten disciples.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 896 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 897 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 898 of 2327 |
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 899 of 2327 |
If God had meant for us to be in the Army,
we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 900 of 2327 |
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 901 of 2327 |
If God had not given us sticky tape,
it would have been necessary to invent it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 902 of 2327 |
If God had really intended men to fly,
he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
-- George Winters
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 903 of 2327 |
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry
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