| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 899 of 2327 |
If God had meant for us to be in the Army,
we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 900 of 2327 |
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 901 of 2327 |
If God had not given us sticky tape,
it would have been necessary to invent it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 902 of 2327 |
If God had really intended men to fly,
he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
-- George Winters
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 903 of 2327 |
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 904 of 2327 |
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had
only ten apostles.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 905 of 2327 |
If God had wanted you to go around nude,
He would have given you bigger hands.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 906 of 2327 |
If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid,
He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 907 of 2327 |
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 908 of 2327 |
If God is One, what is bad?
-- Charles Manson
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