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Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation):

Horses have an even number of legs.  Behind they have two legs, and in
front they have fore-legs.  This makes six legs, which is certainly an
odd number of legs for a horse.  But the only number that is both even
and odd is infinity.  Therefore, horses have an infinite number of
legs.  Now to show this for the general case, suppose that somewhere,
there is a horse that has a finite number of legs.  But that is a horse
of another color, and by the [above] lemma ["All horses are the same
color"], that does not exist.

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
                -- Frank Moore Colby

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
                -- Don Vonada

"Every man has his price.  Mine is $3.95."

Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America.  If I'm not there, I go to work"
                -- Robert Orben

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis.

It makes sense, when you don't think about it.

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

Every program has two purposes -- one for which it was written and
another for which it wasn't.