| Humor: Wednesday January 24, 2007 - Worst of Fortunes |
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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday January 24, 2007Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your... I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." -- Rodney Dangerfield Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday January 24, 2007
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