Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 11, 2007

Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits...
Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits and bytes, Calm down, and speak to me in English, Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, Including yours...
Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, Including yours and mine and one more chimp who isn't here, I can see the ladies talking how the times is gettin' hard, And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia boulevard, Yes, I'm goin' insane, And I'm...

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. --...
Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. -- Cornelia Otis Skinner

That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is,...
That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is, is not that, that is not. That, that is not, is not that, that is.