Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of April, 2012

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M.C...
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M.C. Reed

A certain young man, it was noted, Went about in the heat...
A certain young man, it was noted, Went about in the heat thickly-coated; He said, "You may scoff, But I shan't take it off; Underneath I am horribly bloated." -- Edward Gorey

The old archeologist, Throstle, Discovered a marvelous fossil...
The old archeologist, Throstle, Discovered a marvelous fossil. He knew from its bend And the knot on the end, T'was the penis of Paul the Apostle.

There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were...
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy--but cannie: A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny.

There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only...
There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.
Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING...
I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING WORLD" while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY ...

I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip...
I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip me with MISSILES!!