Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday September 4, 2013

A happy old hooker named Grace Once sponsored a cunt-lapping...
A happy old hooker named Grace Once sponsored a cunt-lapping race. It was hard for beginners To tell who were winners : There were cunt hairs all over the place.

There was a young girl of Mobile, Who hymen was made of chilled...
There was a young girl of Mobile, Who hymen was made of chilled steel, To give her a thrill, Took a rotary drill, Or a number nine emery wheel.

There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on...
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair. The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.