Freebsd Fortunes

After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose
names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary
Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc.  These pioneers conducted
many important electrical experiments.  For example, in 1780 Luigi
Galvani discovered (this is the truth) that when he attached two
different kinds of metal to the leg of a frog, an electrical current
developed and the frog's leg kicked, even though it was no longer
attached to the frog, which was dead anyway.  Galvani's discovery led
to enormous advances in the field of amphibian medicine.  Today,
skilled veterinary surgeons can take a frog that has been seriously
injured or killed, implant pieces of metal in its muscles, and watch it
hop back into the pond just like a normal frog, except for the fact
that it sinks like a stone.
                -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"

"After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of
the unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the
cost to others, to win advancement."
                -- Norman Thomas

After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?

After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe
everything.  Just in case.

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been
removed.

Afternoon, n.:
        That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the
morning.

Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a
change.

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
                -- Dorothy Parker

Age, n.:
        That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we
still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise
to commit.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Ah, but the choice of dreams to live,
there's the rub.

For all dreams are not equal,
some exit to nightmare
most end with the dreamer

But at least one must be lived ... and died.