Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 8, 2015

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

There was a young Scot in Madrid Who got fifty-five fucks for...
There was a young Scot in Madrid Who got fifty-five fucks for a quid. When they said, "Are you faint?" He replied, "No, I ain't, But I don't feel as good as I did."