Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday February 21, 2015

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

There was a young sapphic named Anna Who stuffed her friend's...
There was a young sapphic named Anna Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana, Which she sucked, bit by bit, From her partner's warm slit, In the most approved lesbian manner.

Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.
Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.

Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.

You are always busy.
You are always busy.