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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday February 6, 2015


A spinster in Kalamazoo Once strolled after dark by the zoo...
A spinster in Kalamazoo Once strolled after dark by the zoo. She was seized by the nape, And fucked by an ape, And she murmured, "A wonderful screw." And she added, "You're rough, yes, and hairy, But I hope -- yes I do --...

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