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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday March 28, 2015


Each Friday his engines abort, But Scotty is never caught...
Each Friday his engines abort, But Scotty is never caught short. He fills his machines With space-navy beans, And farts the ship back into port.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. --...
Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. -- Cornelia Otis Skinner

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