Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday March 8, 2015

There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on...
There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train. There was a young porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again.

There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up...
There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up to the ceiling. In the electric light socket, He'd put it and rock it-- Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!

Under the spreading chestnut tree The village smith he sat, ...
Under the spreading chestnut tree The village smith he sat, Amusing himself By abusing himself And catching the load in his hat.