Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday March 19, 2015

There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views...
There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views on marriage. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.

There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in...
There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in a rockery. She said, "Oh! You've come All over my bum; This isn't a fuck -- it's a mockery."

There was a young girl, very sweet, Who thought sailors' meat...
There was a young girl, very sweet, Who thought sailors' meat quite a treat. When she sat on their lap She unbuttoned their flap, And always had plenty to eat.