Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday July 18, 2015

A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.
A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

There was a young bride of Antigua Whose husband said,...
There was a young bride of Antigua Whose husband said, "Dear me, how big you are!" Said the girl, "What damn'd rot! Why, you've only felt my twot, My legs and my arse and my figua!"

There was a young lady named Astor Who never let any get past...
There was a young lady named Astor Who never let any get past her. She finally got plenty By stopping twenty, Which certainly ought to last her.

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph...
The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete. For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*. -- Bart Miller