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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday July 22, 2015


There was a young man in Norway, Tried to jerk himself off in...
There was a young man in Norway, Tried to jerk himself off in a sleigh, But the air was so frigid It froze his cock rigid, And all he could come was frappe.

Vegeterians beware! You are what you eat.
Vegeterians beware! You are what you eat.

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.

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