Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 9, 2015

There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views...
There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views on marriage. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take...
If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards. -- Harry Blackstone