Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday July 20, 2015

Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out...
Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.

There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent...
There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent fencer. The sword that he used Was his -- (line is refused, And has now been removed by the censor).

Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund...
Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?
What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?