Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday September 13, 2015

I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't...
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. -- Will Rogers

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends...
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet somebody moves the ends!