Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday September 20, 2015

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation...
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith