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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday September 28, 2015


Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

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