Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday July 10, 2016

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at...
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -- Oscar Wilde

There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous...
There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous extent, And so deep and so wide, The acoustics inside Were so good you could hear when you spent.

There was a young man from Maine Whose prick was as strong as...
There was a young man from Maine Whose prick was as strong as a crane; It was almost as long, So he strolled with his dong Extended in sunshine and rain.

There's an oversexed lady named Whyte Who insists on a dozen...
There's an oversexed lady named Whyte Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar Had the brashness to wed her- His chance of survival is slight.