Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday July 17, 2016

An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.

And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out...
And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?"

There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets...
There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents, Till a Spanish grandee, Got her off with his knee, And she burned all her works with abhorrence.

... the flaw that makes perfection perfect.
... the flaw that makes perfection perfect.

The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)