Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday March 21, 2017

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

It is fruitless: to become lachrymose over...
It is fruitless: to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactate fluid. to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. --...
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- American proverb

Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want...
Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital.