Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday August 30, 2018
There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing...There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could please either sex,
But, oh, what a bastard to clean! There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in...There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was ugly as shit,
And missing one tit,
But think of the money he saves.
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday August 30, 2018
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